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What is the ideal frivilous lawsuit to initiate in order to start myself on the road to financial freedom?

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1. Go to Wendy's and say you found a finger in your Chili...oh you need to find a finger to put in your chili...that's the only snag.
2. Use a kitchen knife to cut off your equipment & then sue the maker of the kitchen knife, for making them sharp.
3. Sue your footwear manufacture for your corns, callouses, or ingrown toe nails
4. Be a whiney bitch and sue Apple over it's price cut of it's iPhone.
5. Sue your parents cos you aren't beautiful enough to make millions of dollars being an international himbo - ooops, I mean, model.
6. Sue a rich person (or corporation) who has a lot of fear / desire to stay out of the public eye. The idea with a frivilous lawsuit is to stay OUT of the courts. BTW: Please sue a non-US citizen or corporation.
7. Sue God for a slight liver deformity.
8. I hear back and neck injuries are very lucrative but i would reccomend getting a fake one rather than actually injuring yourself. I thought I'd make some easy money with some sexual harassment claim a while back but I got laughed out of the courtroom. Hell, it could happen, I'm a very sexy man!
9. Sue the Government of your State for daring to put Street lights along your road!!!
10. Sue the state for denying your application for a hemp stamp. Claim loss revenue.
11. You should sue Disney for breach of trust...
12. If you have a delinquent child, you can sue the condom manufacturer for the condom busting...
13. Sue Bin Lardin's family for making it difficult to board a plane.
14. Sue Y'Answers for issuing best answer points to one of your deleted avatars, and then stealing, by never intending for you to receive them, but fraudulently informing the world that you had. That should get me ten points, and you ten million!